Thursday, January 23, 2014

How I Met Your Mother:

So you know when you go to a party and you don't expect anything exciting to happen. You just go to have some fun you get a little drunk and chase a girl around because she has your last Mike's Hard Lemonade that you told her to hold because you don't want to get drunk too fast although you are already there.

Well something extremely exciting happened over the course of three days for me. Starting with the first night. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent, the guilty, and the people that might get in trouble if i use their real names.)

I, Robert, went to a party with Derek and Carl one night in June. We took along some drinks and two other people. Olivia, and Kevin. We met up with some more people who don't need to be named. The night was young and apparently drunk love was in the air. Me being the kind of person to not drink PBR, opted out to get some Mike's Hard Lemonade to start off with. So I drank 5 before midnight and opened the last at ten till. Not wanting to be the first one hammered I handed it to Olivia to hold onto me. She started to tease me by taking sips of it and running away from me with it. I chased not wanting to lose my last drink plus to my advantage Olivia was smokin'! After out little chase around the fire I kept shooting her lustful looks. ;) dropping hints like rain drops on a metal roof. And she quickly succumbed to my drunken cuteness.

After the bonfire party we adjourned to a dude's house. Nothing much more happened with Olivia, just more looks. The next day however is when everything started to heat up. I got her number and started talking to her. Derek took a group of us, including Olivia to a mexican restaurant for a soccer game.

Skip ahead to the plans for that night. Head over to Justin's house to watch the first Retard Helmet TV short. Derek, Kevin, Olivia and I headed to the store to buy some goodies for the party. Olivia and I teamed up and bought some oreos to share on the car ride over.......


(This is four years coming, I might have forgotten some pieces)

.........on the way we listened to music and talked about random things. I can't remember the specifics. We eventually got to the guys shitty trailer out in the middle of nowhere and just hung out until show time. My cousins played beer pong and I watched on. I sat on a large armed chair and just kept chatting with Olivia who sat on the arm. She kept standing up adjusting her dress, slowly inching towards me. I figured she'd eventually fall in my lap. I kinda hoped she did, but alas. The night slowly crawled with this beautiful girl by my side. We watched the movie and had a good laugh at my cousins crude acting/humour.

Sadly though Olivia couldn't stay any longer. She said her goodbyes to the others and walked outside. I followed her wanting to say something but not having the words I awkwardly said "Goodnight" waved goodbye and rejoined the party. Wondering when I'd see her again.

The next day we all decided to go play soccer with a huge group of people, Olivia said she'd be there but not sure when. I was excited either way, until I was put on the "skins" team. Me, being less than happy with myself unclothed, was afraid this beautiful amazing funny girl would see me  shirtless and be put off.

My heart started to race as she approached the pitch. The teams had just switched out and she was headed for the field. I averted my eyes hoping she'd pass me by so I could put a shirt on, but no, oh god on high no, she came right to me and hugged me.

What was going on? Didn't she see me? Was this a dream?

We exchanged greetings then I wished her good luck as I went to the sidelines.

After the game I followed her around like a puppy. Just wanting to talk to her and hear her laugh. The next hours flew by until night fell.

She offered to drive me back to my cousins place and I accepted without missing a beat. and again we talked music, movies, and life. i wish that car ride had lasted longer...

Well we got back to my cousins, we all hung out inside, but Olivia yet again had to leave. (Fucking curfew bullshit) But unlike the night before, she beckoned me outside to give her a proper send off.

The next thing I know, i'm standing outside this girls car leaning in the driver side window like a street corner hustler selling a good time. And oh boy was I, I laid it on thick. I gazed at her over my glasses, which she dubbed the sexy librarian, I leaned in close to her and messed with her radio. I kept stalling her from leaving because I never wanted this amazing encounter to end.

One thing lead to another and I got in the car with her. I can't remember the conversations now except two subjects, the next day and having her drive me to the airport. (And her constant nagging about her bullshit curfew, which in fact was bullshit)

I guess she was getting impatient after and hour or so of talking because when I didn't realize it she pounced on me. (Now that I think about the actual act my lips remember hers)

Total bliss.

Oh how I miss your lips.



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