Wednesday, January 11, 2017

For Anyone Who Has Worked A Shitty Job

Worth

When the coffee is burnt and the only discernable difference was his shirt, though even then he neglected to change it sometimes, the days tend to flow together. What day was it anyway? Was it Monday? No, couldn’t be. He distinctly knew he had worked the day before and he wasn’t on a weekend shift, thank God. Wednesday then? No, the weekly meeting he dreaded hadn’t happened yet. He’d remember. So Tuesday then….wait come to think of it, the meeting would have been cancelled since his boss was still on vacation, to the Cayman Islands. Prick. What day was it then? Michael leaned over his keyboard and stared lazily at the calendar hanging from his cubicle. It hung amongst paper “awards”, quarterly flyers, and motivational posters starring kittens and mountain climbers. Each day was hastily crossed out as if the person scratching the mark were desperately counting down to something but Michael wasn’t counting down. Not to anything worthwhile anyway. The humdrum and monotone repetition of his office was simply a cage. His yearly vacation was enough of an escape in years past but something had been nagging at him for the past month, it urged him to tick off the days. The days he so lazily stared at now. The days he wasn’t sure he’d remember, their identify eluded him. Friday? Yes, Friday. Michael reached forth with his pen and scratched out Friday and sat back in his chair. He leaned a little too far and hit the wall behind him jolting him out of his absent daze. His three computer screens buzzed or maybe it was the A/C, he couldn’t tell and he didn’t care enough to discern the sound. After two cups of coffee, an overpriced bagel and two Celexa, all the noises blended together to perform a symphony of mediocrity and despair. Not even the happy face mug his mother bought him for his 32nd birthday, cracked and stained with old coffee, could bring him up. He was in a rut and rightfully so.
                Michael had worked for Aeolians Inc. for fifteen years this September and he couldn’t make heads from tails when it came to his mood. He liked the work well enough and his coworkers weren’t all that bland. Things had to be relatively good to keep things going for this long. They kept him going with their friendship but in some little way Michael didn’t like them. When he was twenty, six months into his employment, he felt a surge of pride and responsibility when it came to his work. This was the first large corporation he’d ever worked for and he felt like he was a piece of something larger, like he actually mattered. Over the years, that slowly faded but he and his coworkers kept trucking along, scratching off the days on their calendars. Michael had his fishing trip with his father next weekend. Scott, Michael’s friend, had his family trip to Disneyland next spring. Karen, Michael’s ex from years ago, had her sister’s wedding in a month. Murphy, his boss, had his trip to the Cayman Islands. Colossal prick.
                Michael rubbed his eyes and stood from his cubicle cracking his back and moaning slightly, as if he was getting out of bed as an old withered man. His aisle partner, Stephen, removed his headphones when he noticed the motion beside him. Stephen was a newer guy but Michael liked him well enough. He was younger and he kept to himself mostly.
                “Hey Mike, can I borrow a buck fifty? I want to get a Coke.” Stephen asked spinning in his desk chair. His shirt was untucked and his desk was bare, as was customary for new employees, since he didn’t have any monthly accomplishments or family photos to place upon it. Since he had become more social with the people on the floor, Stephen had made it his mission to ask Michael for money at least three times a month. He always repaid him but it had begun to annoy Michael a little. Well, more than a little. So much so, Michael had stopped taking cash out, except to put two bucks in the office lottery pull, just so he could say, “Sorry buddy, don’t got it.” to him without feeling a tinge of guilt for lying. This time however he would be lying. He still had two dollars left over from Tuesday when he had taken five out of the ATM to pay for the lottery tickets. As he took out the money he thought about how much money he’d have right now if he had put all those two dollar installments into a savings account instead of his coworkers hand to buy lottery tickets every week.
                Stephen took the money and pulled his headphones off all the way, and placed them on his desk. He was slightly taller than Michael which made him feel small. This kid was almost ten years younger but a foot taller. Things like that made Michael feel inferior so he hated the kid a bit for it. Michael yawned and looked down at his watch, blinked a few times then put his hand back to his side. He rubbed his face with his hands trying to pull the tired feeling from his skin then let his hands fall and swing for a second. He shook his head then looked at his watch again, having neglected to actually read the time off it the first time or forgetting between putting it up to his face and letting his arm swing free. It was only ten thirty. Michael sighed and picked up his cracked happy face mug and walked down the aisle to the coffee station.
                He peered into a few cubicles as he walked past noticing the same placid expression on a few people, the complete opposite on others, and utter despair on a small few. Sitting alone in a partially closed square for eight or ten hours a day was a good way to go insane. As he made his way to the coffee maker the memory of his friend Walter appeared out of nowhere and a smile crept on his face then slowly drained away into a frown. The feeling of losing someone, even if they were just quitting or getting fired was reminiscent of moving away from your home town or losing a tertiary friend in high school to suicide. It hurt but wasn’t life ending loss. It made things a little grayer until someone else stepped up to become the office funny guy or your new friend a cubicle over. Walter had been that to Michael for five years, but it seemed like five minutes. Time was compressed and sped up in that little square box and it only slowed down when you looked at the time. A devil of a thing, time.
                Michael turned from the coffee machine with his piping hot crap liquid, doused with probably too much creamer and sugar but damn if it didn’t make the coffee somewhat drinkable. He’d wished to bring in his own but the mornings were too hectic to get the kids up and fed and leave enough time to brew a cup of coffee with the good beans, and top it off with the good liquid creamer. The little things change life so much. As the thought of drinking sugary sweet cinnamon coffee was killed by the bitter tang of the office coffee, Michael was interrupted in his trek back to his desk by the HR rep Melinda. She had the fakest smile he’d ever seen and it made him angry. No one was that happy, no one, but he felt a bit of pity on her sometimes. Maybe it was just her job requirement, maybe she had to smile all the time, feigning concern for the complaints and wellbeing of two hundred plus office jockeys and their childish meaningless attempts at making work that much more like home with a new ice machine and a food day every month, whether or not they deserved it. His pity was usually stayed when she spoke though and his contempt returned.
                “Good morning Michael! How are you today?” Melinda said smile wide, teeth showing. She must have re-bleached them, they were flawless. Her gums were kind of gross to look at though so Michael trained his attention to her makeup packed face. Too much blush, too much mascara. Michael had seen that face a million times on other women that he knew better and more intimately than Melinda. That was a face for hiding. A mask and it made Michael pity her even more, no matter how disgusting her smile was or how annoying her fake laugh was. That was Michael’s biggest problem he thought, he was too compassionate towards people. He couldn’t genuinely hate anyone for more than a day. It was a letdown especially when some people are worthy of that kind of feeling.
Michael simply sipped the bitter tang and smiled replying, “Just fine, how are you?” The pleasantry of human interaction was another thing that confounded Michael as Melinda finally departed to continue her rounds of well wishing, signing off with, “Great! Have a good day.” They were all packed in this room like sardines with printers going off, the smell of terrible coffee and the overpriced cafĂ© filing the air, and phone calls and gossip whispers filling their ears and they all had the nerve to say, “I’m doing great.” or “I’m fine, how are you?” Sometimes Michael wanted to tell the truth. “Actually Stacy and I haven’t really had good sex in five months and I don’t sleep well at night because my son and daughter fight since they still have to share a room, even though Henry is seven and Elizabeth is twelve.” but nobody wanted to hear the truth, hell neither did he. He could care less if Barry’s Crohn's disease was acting up and he was back in the hospital. Or if Stephanie’s son made MVP in basketball, or if Justin’s new motorcycle was 1900cc. He liked the slow pass by and hello’s just as much as everyone else. It was simple and it was easy. Just like this job had been for years. Simple and easy.
                As he took his seat and started to read over new emails that popped in slowly from everyone too stupid to look the answer up on their own, though he shouldn’t really complain it was his job security, he looked at the picture of his family on his desk. His wife, blonde hair with the roots showing of her brown hair which he liked more but her independence or wanting to fit in didn’t allow for. His son, only two in the photo staring blankly at his wife’s chin as she held him and his daughter smiling that big smile, eyes closed and showing her mouth with a vacancy in the tooth line up, at six. Then him, with his forced smile showing no teeth. He hated posing for photos like this but the rest of his family, save his son who doesn’t know better, appeared to revel in it. He only smiled genuinely while laughing and he couldn’t remember the last time he had a photo taken while laughing.
                The flow of memories had distracted him from his work but he let it happen. The vacation’s from his desk become fewer and farther between it seemed so he took mental vacations a minute here or five minutes there whenever he could. Yesterday he had spent twenty minutes reading the history of the word “port” in reference to a ship. That journey of discovery took him from the wiki of old schooners to the founding of New Zealand and onward to the etymology of the word kiwi. He gained a lot of useless knowledge this way. For example, he bet he knew more foreign presidents than anyone else. He actually quizzed himself last month during an internet outage just to keep himself sane.
                Kenya- Uhuru Kenyatta
                Malaysia - Najib tun Razak
                Fiji - Epeli Nailatikau
                The Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland - Sir Roy Welensky
                Canada - Stephen Harper
                South Korea - Park Geun-hye
                Japan - Shinzo Abe………
                He had been able to go through fifteen countries before they had to resume work. He was pleased with himself but after lunch he found the scrap of paper and felt a little bit of sorrow at the fact he took pleasure in it. Today though he didn’t feel that. The picture of his family, aside from showing the rest of the world that he was a successful father and husband, reassured him that he had things to fight and work for. When he was twenty the thought of having two kids a wife and a steady job were unreal. Then in the spring of 2000, Michael got a job printing and mailing insurance notices with his friend Geoff at Aeolians making $10.50 an hour and he felt like he had the world by the balls. Fast forward fifteen years and he realized the money and the company had him by the balls and their grip was tight. He reassured himself that the job might not be what he hoped he’d be doing at this age, nor was it the dream he had as a teenager but it provided him with what he and his family needed. Right? That was the reason behind it all now. Before it was just for the money and his way to go out and get drunk or see concerts or afford the things he always wanted. Now his paycheck went into two college funds, into two car payments, a mortgage and into school supplies and clothes. He hadn’t spent more than fifty bucks on himself since he was twenty-six but it was all worth it right?
                Michael shut his eyes hard and just concentrated on his breathing. He picked this technique up from those internet videos that are used for calm and relaxation. He had to use those since paying for therapy wasn’t in the budget and he didn’t really have anyone to talk to. He just sat in silence, counting his breaths in and out. The sound of his chest rising helped calm his mind that seemed to explode into over drive. The Celexa was wearing off or maybe his subconscious was just breaking through to the forefront. Breathe in, breathe out. Deep breaths now, don’t skimp on the air intake. Pretend it’s a cold wave washing over you, taking all the dark energy out of your soul. Exhale. Now you feel better don’t you. Michael opened his eyes and looked at his watch. Eleven thirty. He let the air out of his lungs one more time and looked at the calendar. The days were scratched out through Wednesday. Michael noticed his shirt was the same baby blue it had been last week and the week before. He looked up from his cubicle to see his boss beckoning him forth with his index finger. It was time for his performance review. Where had the time gone?
                “Michael, you know I have to do this every three months and the employee survey is coming up soon, next week I’m sure,” Murphy flipped through the emails on his blackberry searching for the email that confirmed his statement, he found it and nodded returning his gaze to Michael who sat easily in the chair across from him, “so let’s go through this quickly.” Murphy clicked a pen and wrote Michael’s name in blue across the top of the paper then clicked again. Click. They ran through the standard questions and after every staged response there was a click. Click. Click. Click. Michael started to get fidgety with the sound of every click. Click. Click. He put his hands in his pockets to grab his legs to steady them from bouncing and found a scrap of paper in one pocket. As the clicking continued. Click. Click. His mind erupted once again, this is all worth it right? Right? Click. Right? Click. Right!? The noise of Murphy’s mumbling was distant and muffled but the damn clicking was like a rock falling down a canyon wall, bouncing every few feet, echoing and exploding with sound. Click. This is worth it right?! Michael had been prescribed Celexa to deal with his anxiety and depression by his doctor right after Elizabeth was born and he had never found out the reason behind it all, he just assumed it was something that happened when your life changes. He wished he had two more right now. Click. Maybe it was this place, maybe it was the A/C maybe it was the conference calls, maybe it was the unending drone, maybe it was the fact the days ran together or the fact his former self knew he wasn’t going to end up here. Right here. Click. Click. Click. This is worth it right?! The question repeated itself. And he took his hands out of his pockets to strangle Murphy with that stupid fucking tie and ram that pen so far down his throat he could sign his stomach, “Michael Fuck you very much Gordon.” but he retracted with the scrap of paper in his hand. He glanced at it quickly, it was a picture from his wallet. He didn’t remember removing it or putting it in his pocket but it sent a wave of calm water over his being. Washing away all the darkness and calming the anxiety. It was a picture of his daughter holding his son after he was born. Click……..click………..click……..click……
                It was worth it.


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