The friend zone won't be my coffin.....

Currently my list is full of impossible odds. And I'll tell you why.

1. One likes men ten years older than her.
   
2. One doesn't even know my name.
3. One lives in NC.
4. One lives in OH, three hours away, goes to college in a different time zone, and is totally into my roommate.
5. One just broke up with her ex and is still getting over that.
   
6. One isn't attracted to me that way.
7. One lives in stupid Dayton, and likes someone else.

All these among other failed attempts that I don't want to talk about. I go after the wrong girls all the time. I'm shallow then I get deeper. I'm only human though.

It's all about Natural Selection. I don't want to breed with a fat girl, with an ugly girl, with a dumb girl, with a religious girl, with a Desperate Move. I would hate myself and my kids would hate me.

Sorry if you are one of these numbers. Now you know I like you or am interested in you and would like to be more than just a friend.